1. abraham-shipwreck:

    What’s missing in Snake Ch_ _rch? UR!

    LET’S TALK ABOUT SNAKE CHURCH

    (Source: mexicangirlfriend)

    • Denny's: hey girl marassa, wanna use the meal calculator to see how many calories you're going to be ingesting in an hour when you go out to di-
    • Me: HAHA HEY DENNY'S HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK SHIT, BUDDY?
  2. also one of my friends is literally getting some really shitty tattoos right now. like the concepts would be cute if this fuckin artist could actually ink a straight fuckin line ever. i can’t even say shit because he’s up in the chair RIGHT NOW DOIN IT and my heart is like “bro nooooo no bro nooooo”

  3. ask and i will give you sage advice and also wisdom. trust me im a level 20 cleric

  4. frosty-butt:

    mhyin:

    Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

    (◡‿◡✿)

    and then LOTR right after

    (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

    image

    (via the-feelings-unnecessary-ones)

  5. 2srooky:

    abunchofgrapes:

    2srooky:

    whyamisospooky:

    you’re such a b**** (bagel)

    image

    why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

    Why not.

    (Source: wurnbo, via the-feelings-unnecessary-ones)

    (Source: charlsexaviers, via azurechronism)

  6. (Source: shukujoberry, via soratane)

  7. frostfirefaerie:

    fangfotographie:

    sephielya:

    ii-l:

    This is my bible. Bye.

    Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

    I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

    "shine" doesn’t mean "go to hell," it means "die."

    (Source: baesill, via sailorofaura)