1. siriuslikesboys:

    shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else

    (via bespectacledbibliophile)

  2. OKAY NO GUYS, THIS IS LEGIT A THING

    MY DAD IS A SCHOOLTEACHER AND HE GETS CATALOGUES FOR THINGS FOR HIS CLASS AND THEY HAD A WHOLE CATALOGUE OF JESUSWEEN STUFF

    JESUSWEENSHINE WITH THE LIGHT OF JESUSWEEN

    (Source: kyousaya, via pixiemixie29)

  3. nicoledollanganger:

    WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY

    (via pixiemixie29)

    dangerdonut:

    this hurts

    (Source: hestershigh, via liveform0mentslikethis)

  4. lollipvps:

    But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

    You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

    My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

    You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

    (via the-feelings-unnecessary-ones)

    monkey-tennis:

    [x]

    His face makes me fucking heart BURST.

    (Source: kingsguards, via the-feelings-unnecessary-ones)

    gotitforcheap:

    remember when kids celebrated REAL music like HOOBASTANK 

    (Source: grumpysalmon, via the-feelings-unnecessary-ones)

  5. dutchster:

    shakespeare’s dating tips:

    • use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
    • dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
    • kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
    • don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice
    • deny her food and sleep until she gives in to everything you say
    • make sure you wife her within a week, two at the very latest.
    • literally always take money in wagers if it involves you having to be romantic with someone. when your new SO finds out they CERTAINLY won’t be pissed about it.
    • parents said no to your courtship? run away together! you’re a grown-ass teenager, your folks can’t understand your love.
    • elopement is your best bet. always elope. big weddings are for royals.
    • too hard to find a good boyfriend in your area? just have your dad do a little bit of magic, maybe summon up a hurricane or something. the gale-force winds will just blow a handsome prince into your lap!

    (via bespectacledbibliophile)