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If you starve to death eating out your girl, you are doing something wrong
c’mon now you know stormtroopers were fappin it to that nasty contraband Jedi pr0nz
“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)
IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.
THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”
as it should be.
Hey my Fanfiction came to life
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY STACY PERALTA :3 :3 :3
We had a news story a while back about record snow fall and they interviewed this school kid and it just said ‘likes snow’ under her name
i wanna be a penguinoloist
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!
You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
See this? These are Libra Hotties.
When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!
You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!
Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3
I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?
I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience
Female audience? I’m a dude, and I’m gonna wrap my feet in those motherfuckers on cold days.
For my lady followers.
I used something like this before and it wound up leaving six circular burns where the thermal thingies were. so just be careful
you’re not supposed to put them on bare skin at all either, they’re supposed to stick to the front of your undies
We come together cause I understand
Just who you really are, baby