shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else
But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.
You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.
My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.
You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.
shakespeare’s dating tips:
- use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
- dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
- kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
- don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice